Incoming Workload Crushes USCIS Online Case Status Service

If you check your recently-filed USCIS petition or application online, you will see this message in red: "Expect a 30-45-day delay between when your application or petition is filed and when your information is available in Case Status Online, depending on the volume of applications USCIS receives." - USCIS 'My Case Status' Dashboard, emphasis added.  [As the Twitterheads say, #fail.]